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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

My Religion

Would a Red Sox fan root for the Yankees?

Would a Manchester United fan root for Chelsea?

Would a dog root for a cat?

If you come to me (like many have recently dared) and ask me with your big smile and your annoying glee, to cheer for the Ottawa Senators in the "interests of Canada", I cannot provide you with an answer. Why? By the sheer fact that you're asking me, tells me three things instantly -

1) You're an idiot

2) You'll never, EVER understand my answer

3) You truely don't understand me

Also, I might add, you'll need to walk away rather quickly - your life is in danger.

Hmph.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Go Sens, Go!

- Chris

Martin said...

Hmph.

Steve said...
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Steve said...

And which major league hockey team is it that you root for? I can't remember exactly. Or maybe you are sore because they got eliminated... again?

Martin said...

Well, Steve (if that's your real name, that is). I'm a TORONTO MAPLE LEAF fan... I don't jump bandwagens... I stick with my teams. I am loyal and dedicated. I'm not a rainy day fan. And when the Leafs win it all one year [I'll pause here for the usual unfunny and totally predictable joke inserted by people who think they're funny... ok, that's long enough] I will be there to celebrate it becsuse I have EARNED IT. It has to do with integrity.

Have a groovy day...

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- Chris