Date: November 16, 2005
Name of missing person: Sun, the
Last seen: September 24, 2005 - heading west.
Description: Big, bright fiery ball. Can emit light and warmth, optimism and passion. Tends to make people happy but can cause occasional squinting and dizziness. An inspiration to poets, pop singers, some eastern religions and TEFL teachers.
Age: approx. 5, 000, 000, 000 years old, give or take a year. As is common with the elderly, may have wondered off on a bus or subway.
Recent Photo:
If you've seen this person, please contact your local authorities immediately.
2 comments:
Seen in Hawaii. Rumours have it headed for the beaches in Rio de Janiero.
It made a triumphant albeit brief appearance here in Estonia late this week.
All is good and pure once again. Happy, smiling people everywhere here in Tallinn.
Please stand down from red alert.
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